Ahaha! While looking through various journals that may or may not have anything to do with allergies, from a person that may or may not have the word "Pokemon" in it, I came across this quiz, and since it was something to do, I figured I'd just borrow it without asking! (Narrated by my two Trainers, S0crat3s and Hyde)

1. Who is your favorite Pokémon?
S- Machop, of course! (Sorry, Primeape)
H- I'd have to go with Staraptor...

2. Why do you like your absolute favorite?
S- Why wouldn't I like him? Such power! Such charisma! Such first-Pokemon-I-caught-ever! For that is the essence of Machop!!
H- The first Pokemon I've ever caught was a Starly (I wasn't into the Pokemon scene as early as S0crat3s), and he's grown up to be my most powerful--and my most reliable--Pokemon...

3. What is your favorite type of Pokémon? Why?
S- Fighting, because Machop's in that category, and it's fun to beat stuff up with super-macho power!
H- Flying, because I love attacks from the skies, not to mention that without them, I'd have to run everywhere...

4. If you were a Pokémon, what would you be?
S- I'd be a Machop, so I could hurt other Pokemon's faces directly!
Hy- As for me, I'd be a Swellow...With such speed and a sophisticated gleam, how could I go wrong?


5. What starter Pokémon would you choose?
S- Squirtle! It would be just like being a Koopa, except for not, because I'd be a Pokemon.
H- Treeko, because he's the fastest starter, and I prefer Grass over the other beginning types...

6. What would be the first Pokémon you catch on your journey? (Name one for each region.)
Kanto: Machop!
Johto: (I was absent for this one)
Hoenn: Swellow!
Sinnoh: S- Kricketot, but I quickly let it go, because I didn't like it.
H- Starly...How could I resist such an endearing cry?

7. Name your dream team. (Any region)
S- The team that I use now, consisting of my favorites from each region:

KingDowzer (Blastoise, M)- My first Pokemon, and king of the Koop--er, Squirtles! His Ice Beam is useful, because nearly EVERYONE has at least one Dragon-Ground/Dragon-Flying type Pokemon.
Koopa (Torterra, M)- Another turtle Pokemon! I also needed a Grass-type.
Pilot (Pidgeot, M)- My trusty dude that has saved me from my fair share of losing situations by Flying me over to a Pokemon Center.
Cpt.Falcon (Machoke, M)- The evolution (which I did with much regret) of my First Caught Pokemon Ever (not the same one, however), his Cross Chop and Dynamic Punch will make your face cry!
Swampress (Swampert, F)- My starter in Emerald, she's been very awesome and useful, not to mention that a Water-Ground type with Ice Beam is a good thing to have. I named her that, because "Swampert" would've sounded too masculine.
Link (Jolteon, M)- HOLY. CRAP. I think his speed explains everything else.

H- Since I have only been to Sinnoh, my team consists only of Pokemon that I have caught there, without the aid of Pal Park...

Starperior (Staraptor, M)- I can't think of any reason to not include him...Awe-inspiring Speed and Attack stats? A Flying type? My First Caught Pokemon? Powerful moveset? Check, check, check, check, and check...
Levi (Floatzel, F)- For some of the same reasons S0crat3s chose Blastoise (Ice beam, counters some of Water's weaknesses, useful against a plethora of Pokemon), Online Battling wouldn't be easy without her...
Volt Mane (Luxray, M)- Not only to balance out my team a bit, but also for his Thunder and Charge Beam...
Beowulf (Lucario, M)- I evolved him quicker than most of my friends (Level 21, to be precise), making him stronger than some other Lucario...He also is my Trump Card when Starperior just won't cut it...
Launcelot (Gallade, M)- I equipped him with a Focus Sash, which is pretty nifty, because he's fairly weak, and he knows Counter...
Treedon (Sceptile, M)- I like his speed, and again, I needed to balance out my team...Too bad Leaf Blade isn't as strong, with him (he has a higher Special Attack stat, unfortunately)...


8. How long have you been interested in Pokémon?
S- When the show came out, a bit before I was introduced to Blue by my cousin.
H- A little while ago, when Diamond/Pearl came out...

9. Do your friends and family like Pokémon?
My sisters like it, as do many of my friends in my school (older and younger)...

10. What are their favorites?
Gee, I've never bothered to ask. :/

11. What do you value more, the games or the toys?
The games have entertained me longer, but I still have (and play with) many of the toys from when I was younger.

12. What games do you have?
As of now? (In order) Pearl, Diamond, FireRed, and Emerald.

13. What is your favorite plush? Figure? Game?
I like D/P above the rest. So many things to do!

14. Name your top 5 favorite Pokémon:
Hmm... *looks at ALL 493 pokemon to choose from*
S-
1- Machop
2-Primeape
3- Wartortle
4- Lucario
5- Mime Jr.

H-
1- Staraptor
2- Pidgeotto
3- Swellow
4- Golbat
5- Lugia
6- Scyther

15. Name your top 5 least favorite Pokémon.
S+H-
1- Magikrap
2- Bidoof
3- Sentret
4- Weavile
5- Nidoran

16. What is your most favorite and least favorite regions?
S+H- Most favorite is Kanto, Least favorite is Johto...

17. Do you like anthropomorphic (human-like) Pokémon (Pokémorphs)?
NO FURRIES ALLOWED.

18. Which kinds of Pokémorphs do you prefer and do you hate?
NO FURRIES ALLOWED.

19. Which would you prefer for transformation? Human to Pokémon, Pokémon to human, human to Pokémorph, or Pokémon to Pokémorph?
NO FURRIES ALLOWED.

20. What Pokémorph species would you want to be?
Didn't we already answer this?

21. Would you like it if Pokémorphs became official canon in the Pokémon franchise? (In other words, they become accepted by The Pokémon Company and Nintendo.)
NO. FURRIES. ALLOWED.

22. What is your favorite moment in the Pokémon anime?
Blasting off again!!

23. What is your favorite shipping couple(s) in the franchise?
Huh?

24. Which feature in any Pokémon game do you enjoy the most? (e.g. multiplayer battles, contests, day/night system, etc.)
MULTIPLAYER!

25. What is your favorite Pokémon song(s) (or song used in the Pokémon animé and movies)?
Pokemon first season theme, Team Rocket's original theme.

26. What are your top five favorite Pokémon moves? Bottom five least favorite?
I...Can't...CHOOSE!!

27. Do you prefer Pokémon that are powerful or Pokémon that have a good design (in other words, good looks)?
If a Pokemon looks like poop but has mad stats, I'll use it.

28. Do you like Pokémon of a certain condition?
Winning Condition.

29. There are many Pokémon fan clubs on deviantART. Which ones do you prefer the most? The least? (To see an incomplete list of Pokémon clubs, head to the ~Pokemon-Directory.)
I'm in none of them.

30. Quick! What is your most random thought (that's clean) of a Pokémon doing something that humans do?
Play Pokemon!